The Ten Commandments

October 4, 2010

The Ten Commandments

By Christopher Hitchens

  1. Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or skin colour.
  2. Do not ever even think about using people as private property or as owned or as slaves.
  3. Despise those who use violence, or the threat of it, in sexual relations.
  4. Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
  5. Do not condemn people for their inborn nature. (Why would god create so many homosexuals in order to torture and destroy them?)
  6. Be aware that you too are an animal and dependent upon the web of nature. Try to think and act accordingly.
  7. Don’t imagine that YOU can escape Judgement if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
  8. Turn off that Fucking cell phone. You can have no idea how UNimportant your call is to us.
  9. Denounce all Jihadists and Crusaders for what they are: Psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions and terrible sexual repressions..
  10. Be willing to renounce any God or any Faith or any Religion if any Holy Commandments should contradict any of the above.

In short: don’t swallow your moral code in tablet form.

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